I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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