Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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