You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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