The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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