How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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