Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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