I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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