oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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