she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
where does the pee come out of this thing
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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