i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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