it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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