Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He better not be in your backpack
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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