he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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