you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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