i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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