i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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