Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Pants 0. Shit 1.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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