Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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