Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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