On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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