You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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