they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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