Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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