I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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