if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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