BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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