Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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