I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I can't turn off my feet"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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