before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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