i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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