I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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