Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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