1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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