i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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