So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I want to be your penis for a week.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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