how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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