ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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