Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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