her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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