I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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