some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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