Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I need moral support for this bender
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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