You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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