Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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