I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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