ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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