What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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