jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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