I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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