I think I won the penis lottery.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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