i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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