If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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