I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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