i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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