About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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