My hand turned me down
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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