May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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