party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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