how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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