sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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